"It’s fun to deliver material on live TV because it’s more off-the-cuff, but I like writing better. You really can measure the joke, think an extra second and nail the right reference."
"I do remember vividly sometime after puberty when I’d answer the phone at home and the callers began to say, ‘Hi, Bill!’ That’s when I knew Dad and I had the same voice."
"Everyone worries about their kids, of course, but you can drive yourself nuts thinking about all the horrible things in the world – and many, many people do. I believe life is to be lived and not survived."
"Unintentional comedy is comedy just the same."
"When you work in TV long enough, you tend to get a little jaded with different things you have to deal with."
"The nice thing about ‘Morning Joe’ is that I do get to do serious news sometimes."
"My dad was always fascinated and amused by Trump, so I learned to be fascinated and amused by Trump."
"If the relentless personal maintenance plan has taken over your life, give it a rest."
"I’ve had two pedicures in my life, and they were glorious."
"I was a landscaper for three years and loved it."